"Do you want a square hipster ice cube in that Coke?" my friend asked as she poured my drink during a recent party.
"Sure, and can you serve that in a Mason jar, just to make today's Oakland hipster experience complete," I replied.
"You realize that by leaving, you're likely to be engaged within the year," a friend commented while we were discussing dating and my move.
"A dog is expensive. It'll be at least six months before I'm financially ready to adopt one," I told a friend as we were discussing my pet-friendly apartment complex.
"I don't know, the way things are lining up for you, I expect a dog to show up on your doorstep as you're moving in," she replied.
"I went out to move my car this morning, and I was parked behind a Maserati. Who parks their Maserati on the street?" I asked a friend the other day.
"Really," she replied, "how messed up is San Francisco that the guy with the Maserati can't rent a parking space?"